“But I couldn’t gag the 5 year old inside me. ‘DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! Are you fuckin’ kiddin’ me? It’s Spider-Man!’.. My inner 5-year-old is a New Yorker with a smoker’s cough and a horrible mouth.”—Andrew Garfield when asked to be the new Spider-Man (via olivesnooks)
oookay well then my mommy says she could pick you up but it'd have to be at like 8 which might require much caffeine on your part but i feel like i'm worth it. but yeah i want you in my haus boi. so get on gmail or somefin so i can have new address information since i'm guessing you don't want to post your haus on the interwebs.
also i have a script i'm working on about gay trans christian guys who are conflicted. except there's only one gay trans christian guy. but he is very conflicted.
boy rachel seems to be unavailable but would you like to come over to my house tomorrow anyway we can bake cake run on sentence trololol we could even give you a ride but only if you woke up at like 8- if you could get a ride yourself you can come over anytime and asdf te quiero
The reason Rachel seems unavailable is because you seemed unavailable and called her when furniture was being moved!! But um maybe I will go eat dinner right now and talk to my mother and get online once I return.